Thursday, July 21, 2011

Urban Dictionary.

Lately this week I have been obsessed with Urban Dictionary. For those of you who do not know what it is, it's a dictionary full of urban words.. obv. Today I will give you funny words I found.

FACEBOOK MINUTE: (n) an elongated and obscure period of time spent distracted on Facebook when the original intent was to merely check your messages.

UGLY CRY: A type of crying that can feel really good and really bad at the same time. The ugly cry can occur after a severe tragedy in one's life, or simply for no reason at all. You know you're doing the ugly cry when you lose COMPLETE CONTROL of all of the muscles in your face, start heaving and making awkward sounds (even though you are trying really hard to be silent), and start leaking fluids from every opening on your face from your hairline to your chin (yes, this includes the mouth). Without a doubt, by the time you are through with your ugly cry episode (if it was genuine) it will look as though you are a homeless person with pink eye who got punched a few times in the face and was hit my a monsoon; this is completely normal (and generally the time to call up a good friend).

UNREQUITED BESTIES: When one person thinks you are best friends, but you in turn consider another to be your best friend. This chain can involve many until two agree upon their mutual bestiship.

BEEF WALK: Going outside or away from the group in order to fart with less consequence.

you can even look up your name!! Seriously it can do something for your self-esteem.
For example here is some stuff that comes up for my name!
One of the most beautiful people you will ever meet.

Usually Irish, most are brunettes or redheads and have stunning green or blue eyes.
If you ever meet a green eye'd Shannon, she will always be there and will love you more than her heart can bear.
If you meet a blue eye'd Shannon, she will be a listener and mostly a sports player.
              (i have green eyes :))

The coolest person in the world.

no, i dont make this stuff up!!
What's Your name definition?


  1. LOLOLOL. I often use Urban Dictionary, and I've searched my name before too. Here's what it says:

    a beautiful person; that of which is consumed in greatness; usually has nice hair; loves attention; chooses hardcore over normality; friendly yet bitchy; easy to get along with; creative; the leader of the pack; not easily put down; determined; a non hate-ful person; not easily jealous; content with the matter of life; loves realtionships; not as friendly with the same gender as opposed to the male species;smart; daring; and fearful of nothing.
    i wish i could be alexandria.


  2. Thibodaux
    1.(tibidoe) A small town in South Louisiana where people(cajuns, etc.) catch goushawns with jug-lines and constantly wear camo.

    2.One of the best places to live in the world.

    Hey padna, wanna come wit me down there in Thibodaux and set some jug-lines and catch some goushawns.

    That's pretty darn close. Hahah! Loved this!!!

  3. Don't steal my urban dictionary. : )

  4. Haha! Love it. I totally ugly cry.